Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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