im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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