your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
how can u be prego again
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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