Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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