NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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