Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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