Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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