True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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