I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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