sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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