i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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