im holly from the hills drunk
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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