Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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