He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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