Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
we're making bets on your personal life
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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