then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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