Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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