Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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