I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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