Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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