i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Even my vagina gasped.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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