White coat. Heels.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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