Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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