Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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