Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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