this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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