Please, let me fuck your mom
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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