how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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