from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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