I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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