Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
smell my finger.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
