Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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