I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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