on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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