i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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