Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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