But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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