i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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