Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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