So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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