Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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