I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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