Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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