he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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