K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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