Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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