So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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