I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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