Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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