yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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