I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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