i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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