Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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