Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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