Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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