that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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